Original Thought

About Manly Man’s hair, and a few other burly objects. Manly Man had hair like something you’d surf on. He had a nose like something you’d ski on. You could skateboard on his molars. He had a mighty fine bite.

. . He was prettier than any 38-year old man had a right to be. From getting hit in the sore noggin so many times in active combat, Manly Man’s catch phrase was: “WILL SOMEBODY ANSWER THAT PHONE?”

Manly Man’s super costume was a Hugh Heffner robe and pajamas he put on with no belt. They called him Manly Man, the Ultimate Male, and was he? He was the best! (Couch Face: the Closet-Case Heterosexual).


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