Listen. Couch Face is a dedicated follower of Christ only whenever he’s 10,000 feet in the air. Once he lands, he’s an atheist again. But he hadn’t landed yet. He wasn’t home yet!
On the way home, he had in-flight orange juice.
Said the girl next to him, “You guys are pulp people, huh? I had a bad experience with pulp–threw up a lot.”
“Yeah, well. Pulp killed my parents,” said Couch Face. He’s hilarious (Couch Face).