Original Thought

A little boy who was very perceptive about popular phrases said to his mother, “Look at that shit,” about this big, pretty bird in the heavens. “Isn’t it beautiful?”

(Aren’t children just precious when they use adult language?)

Said the mommy, “I’m afraid your knowledge in popular phrases has rendered all your thoughts illogical and absurd.”

“They’ve sure been growing up fast now, have they?” said her friend.

“What other direction would they grow?” (Couch Face).

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