Old Man Painter was not a vegetarian because he loved animals. He was a vegetarian because he hates plants.
Couch Face only ate things that had parents.
Couch Face’s sea lion wears a sign that reads, “I Am Not for Eating”. The little man on his face wears this sign too.
He loved that sea lion.
Here’s a living joke: One-legged cat named Wobbles the Cat. Don’t you get it? !
Aw, I thought it was funny. (Couch Face).