Says he, “I could do that.”
“No, you couldn’t, you’re not famous,” says a friend.
“Yeah, you gotta be famous to perform great feats of entertainment!” says a friend.
“What did the famous people do before they were famous, I wonder?” says he.
Who were those great artists before anyone knew about them?
They were me. They were you. They were nobody. They were losers (Couch Face).