I enlisted in the human race. Some lost. I came in second (Couch Face).
So we’re bored. What would you like to do?
“We could lower our heads and run into each other,” and so sporting activities was born (Couch Face)! Just kidding. I love the Olympics. They really unite people.
So much hate in one world- Why’d we ever have kids?
To give them a chance, I think (Couch Face).
Once I bit my tongue and I tasted awful. This was when I decided I wouldn’t be a cannibal (Couch Face).
Said the momma, “I have to watch my salt.”
“Me too,” said the child, and put the salt shaker right in front of her. “Sometimes, it escapes!” (Couch Face).
Said the Teacher, “Meet under the elm tree.”
“They uprooted it last Thursday.”
“Then meet under Philip — he’s the tallest, you’ll all know where to find him” (Couch Face).
We’re filled with regret to present-
Computer-animated Movie. Featuring the voice-talents of.. / no one. No one had talent in this movie! (Couch Face).