Sitcoms encourage me to live.
If I didn’t have sitcoms- well, they’re comfort for me, they calm my mind, they let me live, you understand?
If I didn’t have sitcoms, or some way to exhaust my laughter, my confusion, my hatred, my guilt- I wouldn’t be here- standing, sitting, running, jogging, driving, or whatever I am doing here today.
I don’t have many friends. These- these are my friends (about sitcoms). L (Couch Face).
If it weren’t for TV** we’d have our own opinions. And here I am, producing my own book- I’m part of it* (Couch Face).
* the problem
** movies, books, entertainment.
If you’re spending every aching minute worrying about where every meal’s gonna come, are you really in the mood to rise against an oppressive government?
That’s why the third world isn’t thinking, ‘science’ and ‘progress.’ They’re thinking, ‘lunch!’ (Couch Face).
Once I bit my tongue and I tasted awful. This was when I decided I wouldn’t be a cannibal (Couch Face).
Said the momma, “I have to watch my salt.”
“Me too,” said the child, and put the salt shaker right in front of her. “Sometimes, it escapes!” (Couch Face).
Said the Teacher, “Meet under the elm tree.”
“They uprooted it last Thursday.”
“Then meet under Philip — he’s the tallest, you’ll all know where to find him” (Couch Face).
We’re filled with regret to present-
Computer-animated Movie. Featuring the voice-talents of.. / no one. No one had talent in this movie! (Couch Face).